Incoherence

Here we go. I’m needing a place to store all of my favorite things to say on people’s Facebook walls or comments. These are in no particular order of quality or fun. The only explanation for why I can’t stop posting the following on people’s walls is that I’ve had a recent fascination with incoherence in general.

-WARN THE POLICE

-OH NO

-NOT AGAIN

-pun intended

-Thou shalt NOT… .

-SPARE ME

-At last.

-FINALLY.
-COUNT ME IN!
-IT'S NOT REALLY HER!!!

(Keep your eyes open for more)

Your job is to find the right context for this stuff. It's surprising how entertaining it is to post these kinds of responses on the Facebook.com. If you really want to have some fun, drop the nouns out of your sentences with no pause when speaking to others.

Ex: Oh man! Did you see the way they looked after we jumped over the (missing noun) though? I mean it wasn't like we asked where the (missing noun) was, but they could have been a little nicer at least!

Go ahead and read that example out loud. You can even memorize it and say it to someone. They might even respond as if you've said a real sentence. Just, please, leave out the noun.

Look what I made over break! 

Apparently they were all making faces like mine, so I made their faces like mine.

Sincerely,

Jared